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Baby: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Tue, 09 Jan 2007

So much to say that will have to wait for later. I did have brainfart a moment ago though, which I thought I'd share.

I've long thought it'd be cool that my kid will be aces with Pac Man (or hate video games altogether, we'll see). And that I'll be there the first time the child comes home with a bloody nose or skinned knee, and be there to show the kid how to use a flashlight, and how to operate a little plastic hammer to knock blocks through a template. Cool.

The brainfart was this -- that in addition to all those iconic first moments, I'll be there to show the kid how to motherfrapping ROCK OUT. Bring on some Sepultura or The Troggs or something, and I'll show the kid how to gorramned headbang. Sign of the cow, diapers, and headwaving, and babymoshing.

Oooh yeah, this is going to be a good year :)

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